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Heretic
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 Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:13 am Post subject: |
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There was an old man up a tree,
Feeling the need to be free,
so he took off his top,
And nipped down the shop,
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2cvandy
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Heretic wrote: | There was an old man up a tree,
Feeling the need to be free,
so he took off his top,
And nipped down the shop, |
but still wore his lid for safety.
There once was a cow from Madrid
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Heretic
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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Braking hard went into a skid,
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Valan
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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She didnt have a horn
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Andy900
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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There once was a cow from Madrid
Braking hard went into a skid,
She didnt have a horn
and her dress it was torn,
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2cvandy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:43 am Post subject: |
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| Andy900 wrote: | There once was a cow from Madrid
Braking hard went into a skid,
She didnt have a horn
and her dress it was torn, |
But at least she was wearing her lid.
There once was a kwak with no clutch..............................!
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Andy900
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:49 am Post subject: |
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There once was a kwak with no clutch,
the guy still rode, he had a good sense of touch,
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2cvandy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| Andy900 wrote: | There once was a kwak with no clutch,
the guy still rode, he had a good sense of touch, |
and a good sense of humour
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Andy900
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:07 am Post subject: |
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There once was a kwak with no clutch,
the guy still rode, he had a good sense of touch,
and a good sense of humour,
NO, it's not a rumour,
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2cvandy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:14 am Post subject: |
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| Andy900 wrote: | There once was a kwak with no clutch,
the guy still rode, he had a good sense of touch,
and a good sense of humour,
NO, it's not a rumour, |
let's hope it don't cost too much!
There once was a singer called Doris
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Andy900
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:16 am Post subject: |
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There once was a singer called Doris,
Who did a dance they call the "Morris",
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Heretic
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:35 am Post subject: |
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There once was a singer called Doris,
Who did a dance they call the "Morris",
With ribbons and bells,
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2cvandy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Heretic wrote: | There once was a singer called Doris,
Who did a dance they call the "Morris",
With ribbons and bells, |
and a few funny smells
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Andy900
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| Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:47 am Post subject: |
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There once was a singer called Doris,
Who did a dance they call the "Morris",
With ribbons and bells,
and a few funny smells,
people soon saw it was Boris.
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Andy900
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| Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:48 am Post subject: |
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While out in the month of July,
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