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Andy900
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Hi all, I thought this might be some fun, write a line limericks. Someone starts it off with the first line and its up to you lot to come up with the rest of it. The person who finishes it should try to put up the first line of a new one.
There was an old biker called Bill,
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wild rover
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There was an old biker called Bill,
With a cute blonde pillion called Gill,
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motorwest
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| wild rover wrote: | There was an old biker called Bill,
With a cute blonde pillion called Gill, |
they rode on a norton
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Andy900
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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To Bishops Staunton,
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Monoshock
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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And dined on spit roasted road kill .......
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motorwest
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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There was an old biker called Nick
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Andy900
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Who's missus was rather thick,
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motorwest
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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she jumped on the back
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Monoshock
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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of his 900 Kwack,
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Andy900
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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and said lets give it some stick.
There was a young lady named Jill,
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2cvandy
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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There was a young lady named Jill,
who rode with considerable skill,
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Andy900
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There was a young lady named Jill,
who rode with considerable skill,
round the bends she went,
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2cvandy
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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until one day in Lent,
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Andy900
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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She gave in and fried a big grill.
There was an old biker named Mike,
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Andy900 wrote: | | There was an old biker named Mike, |
who decided to go for a hike
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